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KLAXON

The Arsehole Accolades
Half pint tart
Scandel at the Hilton
foot+arse=punctured sacks
Crushed love eggs
Human amphetamine factory
FOOOSH
Fuc King Hell
A man with guts
Psycho visitation
YEEAARGH!!
Goat on Acid
Pump ya pole
Tits out for the Lord
Fetch the shovel
Satan and God

COSMOS

Fags & Porn break
Cream Jesus
Cosmos
Blackmail and Violence
Dosed up on Thorazine
Four fractured skulls

SADIST 1A - Episode 1

Meat in brine...
...for a good time
Teen Scene Tower
Amina
Tower's paradise
PR Disaster
Airbomb repeater
suck on a '44

SADIST 1A - Episode 2

the best royal arse
synthetic ibogaine
russian roulette
the bullshitahedron
Smoke your punk ass
Beef
You are egg salad...
...I am pine
the vestal hooker
she's a he
meat and two veg
brutally vulgar
moustachioed shit-twisters
Jaques Meoff
Hot colonics

SADIST 1A - Episode 3

Harry and friend
Chicken Geezer
demon-assed Ecstacy
Sponging Royal Parasites
Princely Perversions
Pube Joints
Floss your arse with razorwire
bendy headed fudge buffs
Jamaica

SADIST 1A - Episode 4

Dogz batter
Cum Quaffers
Paid by the toetag
Twelve bore surprise
Helmetize with pies
High velocity mince
Badly fucked up
Ballistic Bostic
Mainline PCP
Lucifer Rising
Kill at will
Pork Scratchings
Tanked up
Bullet in the head
Road Traffic Accident Game 1
Road Traffic Accident Game 2
Shit in a bears arse!

SADIST 1A - Episode 5

Nurse!
Love letter
Recovery position
BOOYACKA!!
High caliber castration
Evil turd fiend
Princess cell block HRH
80 rocks of crack
Concete Enema
Razor Colonic
A sprinking of angel dust
The Dubliners
Angel of death
Better out than in!
Caustic chemical comedy
Irish turncoats
Cry me a fuckin river
Furry revenge

CensorShit - Episode 1: Tough Shit

Pass the sledgehammer
WANG!!
Nerve Gas
CHONK FOOSH CRUNCH
SS-20 Atom Bomb
weapons grade bullshitter
Melon farmer
Trivial fraction of a man
Eat Mace, Punk
Buffalo Curry
KAKOOM!!
Oklahoma creche-cleaner
One wild fuck!
BRAINS!
Atari 2600 Chuff Punks
C4 plastic explosive
Kamikase squad

CensorShit - Episode 2: Chicken Shit

Urban Warzone
Wall to wall White Trash
Bedside Manna
Papal visit
Speedgunning
Tag 'em and bag 'em
Melon farmer
A walking handjob
Einsteinium
SGGKEUHRRRRRGHHKK!!
The Pit
Pig in Knickers
Knuckle Sandwich Toaster
You need glasses, mate
Black and Blue balls
A High Class of Psychosis

CensorShit - Episode 3: Heavy Shit

UN
Puppet Shaggers
Apocalypse Now
Fuck the Police
Our brave soldiers
Cruise Missile barbecue
Multi media filth merchant
Fustigation
SMAKK!
Do Him!
Natural Born Killers
The Dalek
Pneumaticism
Brainwashed Harry

CensorShit - Episode 4: Holy Shit

Dawn of the Dead
Repent not
Evidence?
Drink from the Communal toilet
Living death
Dalek glory hole
FORNICATE! FORNICATE!
Oh Shit!
KILL
The Armoury
Gourd Cultivator
Burglerized!
CHUDD! CHUDD! CHUDD!
A painful piercing
Morphine time
Expurgate the infidells
Nerve gas & a quick shag
Epilogue
Shocking treatment
Monster from green hell
Government Conspiracy
Robot Rapist on Anthrax Island
Joy Lube & Pills

Fashion Victim

Where's the chick?
Jesus hosed down the ceiling
Death by randy mongoose

Nebulae, Dwarfs & Holes

Cover
Intro
Tarot reading
Death and...
...The Tower
Huge, bald & insane
Squash bananas up his arse
You look like shit, mate
Barbarians
My Apparatus!
furry motherfucker
Abduction
In hot persuit
Juicer
Do not kill
Church of Voodoo
Voodoo dolls
Baboon with rifle
Scrapings from the abattoir
Brian brings forth
The Seven Dwarfs
Lick him in the ring
King Singh
Chopping
Open your mind
Farewell to arms
Carcass Motors
Lottery numbers
Brian's demise
Bulk Fruit
Action figures
Back cover

from Lobster Telephone 28

TeenHouse
The Damage Done
Harry Sadist Lives!
Load of Schyte
Warehouse of Doom
Mutilation
Brain vs Maim

from Lobster Telephone 29

Forced Labour
Sadist in a dress
Management cuts
The job interview

from Trickster Now

Calamitous
Fractured Skull
An unleaded barbeque
Psychomotor acceleration

from Lobster Telephone 30

Anthrax Chocolates
Diseased Ghoul
Heads with soft centers
Lead filled pork pate

from Lobster Telephone 32

Scum! Scum! Scum!
The debt collector
TelePorn Terror
Up against the Wall

from Lobster Telephone 34

Anal fokken festival
Cadaverous Hippie
Cracker-jack Bastards!
Meat in Brine...
...for a good time
Poached
Yo Flaps

Sadist 1 - Episode 1

Cover
Intro
Meat in brine...
...for a good time
Teen Scene Tower
Otto, Lucy & Clint
Belinda
Tower's paradise
PR Disaster
Inbred Royal Parasites
Get Sadist

Sadist 1 - Episode 2

fastest and ugliest
Ibogaine
Polar Bear with a hard-on
polite hobnobbing
violence on TV
Storm her skull
smash her jaw
You are egg salad...
...I am pine
Identity Crisis
she's a he
the unkindest cut
Maim

Sadist 1 - Episode 3

Impaled Nazarine
Off with their heads!
Princely Peversions
Strange drugs
The Royal Orphans
We're in Brine, honey
A right royal rumpus
Pistol whippin
fuck! Its Jackie Brambles
Paid by the toetag
CS Gas
Merciful Muffs
Royal Psychobitch
the end for Harry?
Gas grenades
Sniper
PCP saves the day
cop holocaust
Harry gets serious
Tanks for the memories
a slight accident
Mink is undone!

Sadist 1 - Episode 4

Harry regains consciousness
The Coke...
...kicks in!
High-caliber castration
Mink arrested
Union Jack burnings
the wreckage of Maim
Feeding time
blow a meat puppet
Mink's nose powder
which gives her
slight indigestion
Chemical Humour
Hysterical Jingoism
Lobster T shirts
Epilogue
Credits
Back cover

Cyberchrist

Cyberchrist

Faith Hope Charity

Faith Hope Charity

Harry's Home

Harry's Home

Hopper and Fly

Hopper and Fly - Jobseek and Destroy

Night Nurse

Night Nurse

Party Balloons

Party Balloons

Statues

Statues

Swimsuit Special

Swimsuit Special

Waxworks

Waxworks

Rolf's Monster Hospital

Rolf's Monster Hospital - Giger's Alien
Rolf's Monster Hospital - The Sea Devil
Rolf's Monster Hospital - Godzilla
Rolf's Monster Hospital - The Yetis

Utopia Throat Punch

The Phaethon Probe
Shower Power
Harry and Minus
Captain Krotuss